TEMAN SARI 32 Politeknik Ungku Omar

buat tatapan teman2 masa kat politeknik dulu. rindu kat korang semua. dh lama kite tak kumpul reramai mcm kat sari 32 dulukan? . huhuhu... Opie, aku, Sarah, Zue and Jue... hope korang semua sentiasa happy n bahagia sampai bile2. Jangan lupakan aku di sini, key!!!! MUUUAAAHHH !!!!!! Sayang korang =.=

LEBIH KURANG MCM KARAM SINGH WALIA.... Hihihihi

(Baca jgn tak baca.......kelakar giler..........ekekekekkeke...........)

1. Terlajak perahu boleh diundur, terlajak kereta pun boleh undur, terlajak kapal terbang takde gear reverse, sori.

2. Bersatu kita teguh, bercerai kita kahwin lain.

3. Sudahlah jatuh ditimpa pula tangga lepas tu tercium pulak tahi ayam.

4. Alang-alang mandi biar guna sabun & syampu.

5. Harimau mati meninggalkan belang, isteri mati meninggalkan gelang, suami mati meninggalkan hutang. (Itulah...lain kali jangan suruh suami beli gelang secara hutang)

6. Sebab mulut santan binasa sebab mulut juga... nasi pun habis.

7. Biar putih tulang jangan kuning gigi (gosok, jangan tak gosok tau)

8. Kalau tiada angin masakan pokok bergoyang kecuali kalau ada beruk atas pokok tu.

9. Malang tak berbau tapi kentut boleh berbau walaupun tak berbunyi.

10. Biar mati bini jangan mati anak (boleh kahwin lagi ape)

11. Alang-alang menyeluk perkasam biar sampai kepangkal ketiak.

12. Biar korek hidung jangan korek tabung.

13. Berakit-rakit kehulu, berenang-renang ketepian lama-lama jadi letih.

14. Sayangkan anak tangan-tangankan sayangkan isteri kahwin lagi satu.

15. Kalau padi katakan padi, tidak aku ternanti-nanti, kalau sudi katakan sudi, kalau tak sudi.....boleh blah.......

16. Harapkan pagar, pagar pun tak boleh harap.

17. Tempat jatuh lagikan dikenang inikan pula tempat kena saman.

18. Hujan emas dinegeri orang, hujan batu dinegeri sendiri, kalau macam tu lebih baik tak payah hujan.

19. Biar lambat asalkan perlahan.

20. Kalau tiada rotan, pelempang ajelah....

21. Habis madu, sepah jangan dibuang merata-rata.

22. Carik-carik bulu ayam lama-lama jadi bulu tangkis badminton, pasti ayam kebogelan.

23. Air dicincang takkan putus tapi kalau daging dicincang tandanya ada kenduri

24. Kerbau berpegang pada tali, manusia berpegang gunakan tangan....

25. Pinggan tak retak nasi tak dingin, kalau orang tak hendak tandanya kita tak lawa.

26. Takkan lari gunung dikejar, tapi kalau tak kejar pun gunung tu takkan lari jugak.

27. Patah tumbuh, hilang report polis.

28. Berapa berat mata memandang, berat lagi ahli sukan yang masuk acara angkat berat.

29. Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat akhirnya tak masuk Sukan Olimpik jugak.

30. Kalau ada jarum yang patah jangan disimpan di dalam peti, buang aje beli jarum yang baru.

31. Kalau ada sumur diladang, boleh hamba menumpang mandi, kalau ada umur yang panjang, bolehlah kita kahwin lari.......(nak tak?)

32. Kajang Pak Malau Kajang berlipat, Kajang hamba makan satay Kajang lagi best......

33. Kalau kail panjang sejengkal, belilah kail yang panjang sikit.

34. Kalau takut dilambung ombak janganlah berumah ditepi pantai, buat rumah jauh-jauh sikit dari pantai la ..

35. Pecah kaca pecah gelas, kalau dah pecah tu tak reti-reti nak ganti ke...

What is LOVE & Who is the RIGHT PERSON?

I like to sharing this articel with u all... I got it from my email.. =.=

Somebody once told me that "Finding the right person is very hard
and very wrong.....it is best to be the right person for the one you
love and start from there...

you'll always end up disappointed when you set standards and define
a "right person" for you...and don't rush things....coz somewhere
somehow God is preparing somebody for you."

You can never be perfect...the person you love can never be
perfect...but both of you can be perfect through love and prayers,
and your love can be perfect through the both of you. But, no
relationship is complete without God.....that' s why we have marriage
it's a bond not only between you and your loved one....but also with
God.

Our relationships fail not because (s)he's not the right
person....it' s because we expected too much and we decided on our
own....let God do the work...you may call it waiting time....but
while you are waiting...pray.

Let God guide you always...He knows better. No, He knows best.

Love is not what you think it is....Sometimes we mistakenly feel
that our first relationship will be our last. Because we are
overwhelmed with joy and romance, we forget to learn the meaning of
truelove. Some are saying that love is unselfish, blind,
unconditional or simply denying oneself for the sake of someone very
important in our life.

Others are saying love is immortal and can never be defined. When we
think we're in love the first thing we almost wanted the whole world
to know is that our love for someone very special can never be taken
away from us. We say this phrase "You are the most wonderful gift
from GOD I have ever received..." And after a terrible fight or
sometimes even a petty quarrel we then say "You are the biggest
mistake i've ever made for my entire life...!!!!" . Now, how do you
say and spell the word L-O-V-E? Are you really deeply into it?

Nobody can tell what love really is until experience speaks and
whispers right into our ears. Most of the time, these love promises
like "Forever, till Death do us apart, etc." would end up "Never"
and "We should part ways, I'm no longer happy with you! My love for
you is DEAD!!!".

Many times we thought after having committed to someone and your
trust to one another freezes down to zero degree "She/He ain't the
right one."

But the big question anyone could not answer is "Is she/he the right
one?" and "When is the right time?" That made us stick to whom we
are with. Will you always be waiting for the right person to come
and the right time to commit? A big YES is the answer. Don't be in a
hurry to get into a relationship because you can never find love if
you insist that you are already into it. Try to find time to really
understand your real feelings, to know who you really are, and what
you really want in a relationship.

You're right, There is no such thing as a perfect relationship, but
there's a compatible partnership that goes along with it. If you
already knew that you're too big to fit into a small sized t-shirt,
don't give it a try. You'll probably break it and pay for the
damages you have made. If you knew and felt that the relationship
will not last, don't go deeper into it. You'll just suffer the
consequences and live like hell the rest of your life.

It's really hard to say goodbye though, but you can't make it any
better by just pretending you still have the same feelings. Try to
let go and give yourself a chance to live life to the fullest. Give
yourself a chance to grow and give your heart a much needed
attention. Then you will find that you have made the right decision
and you made it all by yourself. More frequently than not, we all
act in a hypocritical manner for some reason.

We call it love when we can't leave someone and see them crying as
we try to let go. We are wrong, it's just pity. We call it love when
we're too attached and think that losing the one we love will
somehow make us weak and unable to face the storms of life. We
misunderstood, its just that we're too much dependent to them. We
call it love when we give our whole life to them, the wholeness of
us and imagined that if they leave no one would accept us and our
past.

We are mistaken, its just insecurity. But no matter what the
definition is, the truth still remains that love isn't something you
can buy nor beg. It is real and existing. You can't touch it but you
can feel it in your heart. You can't find it, but it will knock
before you when you least expect it to come.

It can make you the happiest soul in heaven, but don't forget that
it also can make you the most miserable person in the whole galaxy.

PEREMPUAN….

Kalau perempuan lawa pendiam
Lelaki akan cakap:: woow, ciri-ciri isteri idaman…
kalau perempuan tak lawa pendiam
Lelaki akan cakap: eh tak reti komunikasi betul…

kalau perempuan lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan kata: musti ada krisis dalaman
nih…kesian
kalau perempuan tak lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan cakap: dah la tak lawa, perangai pulak
huduh…

kalau perempuan lawa menolong Lelaki yg
diganggu
Lelaki akan cakap: heroin sejati…!
kalau perempuan tak lawa menolong Lelaki yang
diganggu
Lelaki akan kata: taktik nak ngorat le tu…

kalau perempuan lawa dapat Lelaki hensem
Lelaki akan kata: ok gak la….
kalau perempuan tak lawa dapat Lelaki hensem
Lelaki akan kata: kesian..mesti kena bomoh lelaki
tuh!

kalau perempuan lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata: buta kayu betul mamat tu….
kalau perempuan tak lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata:…patut pun kena reject…

kalau perempuan lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: perasaannya halus…penuh
kasih sayang
kalau perempuan tak lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang
harus menyayangi…

kalau perempuan lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: ntah dato’ mana bela nih….
kalau perempuan tak lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: musti anak org kaya nih…..

kalau perempuan lawa tak mau bergambar
Lelaki akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya
tersebar
kalau perempuan tak lawa tak mau bergambar
Lelaki akan kata: sedar pun diri…

kalau perempuan lawa menuang air ke gelas lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: caring sungguh….
kalau perempuan tak lawa menuang air ke gelas
lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: nak tunjuk caring le tu….

kalau perempuan lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan cakap: dont worry..i will make u happy
forever
kalau perempuan tak lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan kata: sikit2 nak nangis!! mengada2…

kalau perempuan lawa masak
Lelaki akan kata: dah la lawa, pandai masak pulak
tu…
kalau perempuan tak lawa masak
Lelaki akan cakap: ntah sedap ke tak????

kalau perempuan lawa main2 miss call
Lelaki akan kata: takpe…
kalau perempuan tak lawa main2 miss call
Lelaki akan cakap: ko ni takde keja lain ke… sibuk
ni tau..

kalau perempuan lawa hantar2 email
Lelaki akan kata: sukenya….
kalau perempuan tak lawa hantar2 email
Lelaki akan cakap: balik2 email dia…boring

Beza SUKA dan CINTA

1- Di hadapan orang yang kita cinta, hati kita akan
berdegup kencang. Tapi di hadapan orang yang kita
suka, hati kita akan gembira.

2- Di hadapan orang yang kita cinta, musim
sentiasa berbunga-bunga. Di depan orang yang kita
suka, musim itu cuma berangin sahaja.

3- Jikalau kita lihat di dalam mata orang yang
kita cinta, kita akan kaku. Tapi jika kita melihat
ke dalam mata orang yang kita suka, kita akan
tersenyum.

4- Di depan orang yang kita cinta, kita menjadi
malu. Di depan orang yg kita suka, kita akan
tunjukkan imej yang sebenar.

5- Di depan orang yang kita cinta, lidah kelu untuk
berkata-kata. Di depan orang yang kita suka, kita
akan bebas berkata apa saja.

6- Kita tidak akan merenung mata orang yang kita
cinta. Tapi kita akan selalu merenung mata orang
yang kita suka.

7- Bila orang yang kita cinta menangis, kita akn
turut jua menangis. Bila orang yang kita suka
menangis, kita akan cuba untuk membuat dia gembira.

8- Perasaan cinta bermula dari kata. Perasaan suka
bermula dari telinga. Jadi, jikalau kita berhenti
menyukai seseorang yang kita suka umpama kita
membuang telinga kita. Tapi jika cuba menutup mata
cinta berbuah menjadi airmata. Setiap orang yang
hidup akan mengalami ini dalam hidup mereka.

Artikel Cinta : cokelat stroberi

_TANPA_ 6ixth Sense

ada 1 lagu baru yg aku minat. cube korang hayati lirik lagu ni, lagu ni bkn je sesuai utk org yg tgh frust bercinta tp sesuai gak utk pujuk org yg korang sayang sangat2. contohnyer kalo mak ayah korang tgh marah kat korang ke, bg ar lagu ni kat dieorg... sure dieorg x jd marah. hikhikhik... ok x? hhhmmm.... ataupon sesape yg dh kawen tu, bile nak pujuk suami/isteri guna lagu ni pon ok gak. hehehe.... hope u all enjoy dengar lagu ni, key!!!!

Perempuan Materialistik????

aku ade baca 1 magazine ni. topik pasal PEREMPUAN SEKARANG MATERIALISTIK! ade yg sokong? huhuhu.... ibaratnye sbb nila setitik rosak susu sebaldi. hikhikhik... pada aku x semua perempuan mcm tu cuma segelintir. tak dinafikan perempuan skarang byk yg demand bila nak memulakan sesuatu hubungan dgn lelaki. lelaki tu kena ade kereta, umah, keje tetap n bla..bla..bla... semua tu pada aku memang penting untuk memulakan kehidupan dengan pasangan hidup kite. betul x girlz? benda2 tu semua satu keperluan bile dh berkeluarga. cuma perempuan yg MATERIALISTIK je yg demand lebih. nak lebih dr org lain. org ade kete kancil , die nak kete BMW. org ade umah flat, die nak umah banglo. ish... ish.. ish... nyampah aku....

kekadang aku x boleh terima gak bile ada kenyataan lelaki kat mana2 media cetak yg anggap pompuan x boleh hidup susah bile dh kawen. pompuan sanggup hidup susah bile dieorg tahu suami dieorg rajin berusaha utk family. walaupun keje rajin tp kalo dah rezeki setakat itu je Tuhan bagi, syukurlah Alhamdulillah. kite terima aje. bile dapat suami yg malas keje, isteri mana yg tahan mcm tu. asyik2 nak kena suapkan laki je hari2??? tanggungjwb suami kan cari nafkah bukan nyer isteri. hhmm... cukup lah tu. malas nak cite panjang2. setiap orang baik lelaki or pompuan kena tahu tanggungjawab masing2. kalo ade yg lepas tangan, masalah lah jawabnyer. huhuhu....

AYAT-AYAT SEMPOi

Kalo korang tengok gambar kat sebelah ni, sure dah tau gambar ni dari filem ape. AYAT-AYAT CINTA.....huhuhu
Aku memang minat gila ngan filem ni tp takde ar sampai fanatik ngan cite tu. Actually, byk gak yg aku dpt bile tengok cite ni. Nak kata terus jd minah alim sesangat tu takdelah. Janji aku sempoi.... biase2 je. hehehe.... Bile baca novel nyer lak, ada kelainan skit jalan citenyer ngan filem tapi intipati citenyer tetap sama. Apapon memang bestlah cite tu. AISHA... watak yg paling aku minat dalam cite tu. Heronyer, FAHRI biasa2 je bagi aku. hhmm..... korang rasa ade ke lelaki macam Fahri ni zaman skarang? Teringin gak nak jumpe. Manalah tau terjodoh ngan orang macam tu ke..... hehehe InsyaAllah.

Aku Sempoi GirL

Salam Perkenalan. Buat sesape yg membukak blog ni. Untuk permulaan, orang - orang yg sempoi aje yg boleh join this blog. huhuhu....