TEMAN SARI 32 Politeknik Ungku Omar

buat tatapan teman2 masa kat politeknik dulu. rindu kat korang semua. dh lama kite tak kumpul reramai mcm kat sari 32 dulukan? . huhuhu... Opie, aku, Sarah, Zue and Jue... hope korang semua sentiasa happy n bahagia sampai bile2. Jangan lupakan aku di sini, key!!!! MUUUAAAHHH !!!!!! Sayang korang =.=

LEBIH KURANG MCM KARAM SINGH WALIA.... Hihihihi

(Baca jgn tak baca.......kelakar giler..........ekekekekkeke...........)

1. Terlajak perahu boleh diundur, terlajak kereta pun boleh undur, terlajak kapal terbang takde gear reverse, sori.

2. Bersatu kita teguh, bercerai kita kahwin lain.

3. Sudahlah jatuh ditimpa pula tangga lepas tu tercium pulak tahi ayam.

4. Alang-alang mandi biar guna sabun & syampu.

5. Harimau mati meninggalkan belang, isteri mati meninggalkan gelang, suami mati meninggalkan hutang. (Itulah...lain kali jangan suruh suami beli gelang secara hutang)

6. Sebab mulut santan binasa sebab mulut juga... nasi pun habis.

7. Biar putih tulang jangan kuning gigi (gosok, jangan tak gosok tau)

8. Kalau tiada angin masakan pokok bergoyang kecuali kalau ada beruk atas pokok tu.

9. Malang tak berbau tapi kentut boleh berbau walaupun tak berbunyi.

10. Biar mati bini jangan mati anak (boleh kahwin lagi ape)

11. Alang-alang menyeluk perkasam biar sampai kepangkal ketiak.

12. Biar korek hidung jangan korek tabung.

13. Berakit-rakit kehulu, berenang-renang ketepian lama-lama jadi letih.

14. Sayangkan anak tangan-tangankan sayangkan isteri kahwin lagi satu.

15. Kalau padi katakan padi, tidak aku ternanti-nanti, kalau sudi katakan sudi, kalau tak sudi.....boleh blah.......

16. Harapkan pagar, pagar pun tak boleh harap.

17. Tempat jatuh lagikan dikenang inikan pula tempat kena saman.

18. Hujan emas dinegeri orang, hujan batu dinegeri sendiri, kalau macam tu lebih baik tak payah hujan.

19. Biar lambat asalkan perlahan.

20. Kalau tiada rotan, pelempang ajelah....

21. Habis madu, sepah jangan dibuang merata-rata.

22. Carik-carik bulu ayam lama-lama jadi bulu tangkis badminton, pasti ayam kebogelan.

23. Air dicincang takkan putus tapi kalau daging dicincang tandanya ada kenduri

24. Kerbau berpegang pada tali, manusia berpegang gunakan tangan....

25. Pinggan tak retak nasi tak dingin, kalau orang tak hendak tandanya kita tak lawa.

26. Takkan lari gunung dikejar, tapi kalau tak kejar pun gunung tu takkan lari jugak.

27. Patah tumbuh, hilang report polis.

28. Berapa berat mata memandang, berat lagi ahli sukan yang masuk acara angkat berat.

29. Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat akhirnya tak masuk Sukan Olimpik jugak.

30. Kalau ada jarum yang patah jangan disimpan di dalam peti, buang aje beli jarum yang baru.

31. Kalau ada sumur diladang, boleh hamba menumpang mandi, kalau ada umur yang panjang, bolehlah kita kahwin lari.......(nak tak?)

32. Kajang Pak Malau Kajang berlipat, Kajang hamba makan satay Kajang lagi best......

33. Kalau kail panjang sejengkal, belilah kail yang panjang sikit.

34. Kalau takut dilambung ombak janganlah berumah ditepi pantai, buat rumah jauh-jauh sikit dari pantai la ..

35. Pecah kaca pecah gelas, kalau dah pecah tu tak reti-reti nak ganti ke...

What is LOVE & Who is the RIGHT PERSON?

I like to sharing this articel with u all... I got it from my email.. =.=

Somebody once told me that "Finding the right person is very hard
and very wrong.....it is best to be the right person for the one you
love and start from there...

you'll always end up disappointed when you set standards and define
a "right person" for you...and don't rush things....coz somewhere
somehow God is preparing somebody for you."

You can never be perfect...the person you love can never be
perfect...but both of you can be perfect through love and prayers,
and your love can be perfect through the both of you. But, no
relationship is complete without God.....that' s why we have marriage
it's a bond not only between you and your loved one....but also with
God.

Our relationships fail not because (s)he's not the right
person....it' s because we expected too much and we decided on our
own....let God do the work...you may call it waiting time....but
while you are waiting...pray.

Let God guide you always...He knows better. No, He knows best.

Love is not what you think it is....Sometimes we mistakenly feel
that our first relationship will be our last. Because we are
overwhelmed with joy and romance, we forget to learn the meaning of
truelove. Some are saying that love is unselfish, blind,
unconditional or simply denying oneself for the sake of someone very
important in our life.

Others are saying love is immortal and can never be defined. When we
think we're in love the first thing we almost wanted the whole world
to know is that our love for someone very special can never be taken
away from us. We say this phrase "You are the most wonderful gift
from GOD I have ever received..." And after a terrible fight or
sometimes even a petty quarrel we then say "You are the biggest
mistake i've ever made for my entire life...!!!!" . Now, how do you
say and spell the word L-O-V-E? Are you really deeply into it?

Nobody can tell what love really is until experience speaks and
whispers right into our ears. Most of the time, these love promises
like "Forever, till Death do us apart, etc." would end up "Never"
and "We should part ways, I'm no longer happy with you! My love for
you is DEAD!!!".

Many times we thought after having committed to someone and your
trust to one another freezes down to zero degree "She/He ain't the
right one."

But the big question anyone could not answer is "Is she/he the right
one?" and "When is the right time?" That made us stick to whom we
are with. Will you always be waiting for the right person to come
and the right time to commit? A big YES is the answer. Don't be in a
hurry to get into a relationship because you can never find love if
you insist that you are already into it. Try to find time to really
understand your real feelings, to know who you really are, and what
you really want in a relationship.

You're right, There is no such thing as a perfect relationship, but
there's a compatible partnership that goes along with it. If you
already knew that you're too big to fit into a small sized t-shirt,
don't give it a try. You'll probably break it and pay for the
damages you have made. If you knew and felt that the relationship
will not last, don't go deeper into it. You'll just suffer the
consequences and live like hell the rest of your life.

It's really hard to say goodbye though, but you can't make it any
better by just pretending you still have the same feelings. Try to
let go and give yourself a chance to live life to the fullest. Give
yourself a chance to grow and give your heart a much needed
attention. Then you will find that you have made the right decision
and you made it all by yourself. More frequently than not, we all
act in a hypocritical manner for some reason.

We call it love when we can't leave someone and see them crying as
we try to let go. We are wrong, it's just pity. We call it love when
we're too attached and think that losing the one we love will
somehow make us weak and unable to face the storms of life. We
misunderstood, its just that we're too much dependent to them. We
call it love when we give our whole life to them, the wholeness of
us and imagined that if they leave no one would accept us and our
past.

We are mistaken, its just insecurity. But no matter what the
definition is, the truth still remains that love isn't something you
can buy nor beg. It is real and existing. You can't touch it but you
can feel it in your heart. You can't find it, but it will knock
before you when you least expect it to come.

It can make you the happiest soul in heaven, but don't forget that
it also can make you the most miserable person in the whole galaxy.